Novaffl-NFL comparisons
The Cutters, aka the Cut up Crew, are so non-attention getting, non-headline-generating it is sickening, but they do keep winning! The whole “we win as a team and believe in each other” song is getting old, gentlemen. They are most like the Patriots. Strap on ya gear, play the game, and go home.
The Briscoe Hawks….because of the running ability draw comparisons to the Falcons. Actually the more S.O looks at it the more it makes sense. A good QB with average (at best) WRs and a good TE, uh…check! Fun to watch though!!
Conquest is talented, arrogant, loud, and abrasive. They are like the Bengals without the criminal records, that I know of. S-dot did happen to see the CB drop the hammer on Pilot Ron or Shake n Bake, whichever you prefer. Call that Exhibit A. Their stars shine the brightest on offense….check! All Novaffl needs is for one member of Quest[?] to get arrested and it’s all there.
The Maddawgs…uh…remind me of the Panthers because the injuries to their star players. Their offensive weapons go down and they start losing. Players come back and they start winning again. Keep an eye on that one.
The 16 Candles defy all NFL comparisons. The Stankoniforous One can’t think of an NFL team that shifts back and forth from QB to QB, has a loud talking QB/WR/S, and loses their main offensive threat in one season. This is uncharted territory.
The Field Generals bring up comparisons to the Saints. Steady QB with a plethora of offensive options. Defense doesn’t give anyone nightmares but can get the job done when absolutely necessary.
The No-Namers are obviously the Packers. The QB is the star and everyone else draws off that. They even have the primary receiver, Nique or Kahari, and the Bubba Franks secondary receiver/check down guy, Kahari or Nique. This team goes as far as the QB takes them, like the Pack.
When S.O thinks of The Upper Deckers, naturally he wants to mention the Vikes because they have an unknown black QB like UD, but S.O will not key in on that. Novaffl has black and brown QBs so that is nothing new. S-dot will call them the Browns because they have the weapons and an untested QB in Novaffl.
The Ext’s are similar to the Chiefs, the offensive feature is a RB and a TE/WR. Defense is suspect. Starting QB may need to hang it up and give way to the next guy. Bingo!
Merks are most like the Raiders. QB play is shaky, line is shaky, WRs are shaky. An implosion waiting to happen.
It’s time to see who will be the Colts of this league. The playoffs are comin! The playoffs are comin!
1 comments:
How about the 16 Candles being like the Steelers, except they didn't win the big game but they did go from the top to the bottom very quickly...I like to think of it as a very nice fall from grace!
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