What role do Females have in Novaffl?

Many a time, it has been asked of Madcap as to what role girls could play in novaffl? I personally have never been opposed to females playing as it triggers the innate sense of showmanship common in all males, which thereby increases the level of competitiveness. We tend to play better and harder simply because its part of our bullfrog method of puffing our mouths out.

Now, many of you are aware of my several posts on Craig's lists, where I have attempted to gather the league cheerleaders or even addressed a professional cheering club in Maryland for their benevolent patronage. This has all fallen on deaf ears and normally my responses consisted totally of pictures of Big Mommas, wanting to hoot and holler on the sidelines.

Its always refreshing however, to see a player's girlfriend or other bundle up in the frigid temperatures and watch us play. Rare, but refreshing.

As far as the players are concerned, to the left you will see "EvoLaura." She was one of the few females who dared scrap with the Nova Elite back in Alexandria and even made it a few times to DC. There was a time that I tried to cut her, because she simply kept on replying to the invite saying she had more important things to do, and players, regardless of their skill are certain to get a big fat Nova Evite cut. I recall, going into Jason's Evite account actually to delete names of players I thought were excess baggage. To this day I probably have on my belt, 100 EVITE cuts that many of you are just now finding out about.

Well in either case, persons like Simon the CPA testing dude and Laura always considered grad school more important to football. Well, let me tell you something higher learning is nothing but a bastion of leftist rhetoric fed to hapless students by unwitting teachers, who have never experienced the real world. Hence, therein lies the pull for Nova football, it is here my 32 year old ass learns basic tenets not found in front of a 80's era school desk, but character edification in the form of blood, sweat, tears, loyalty and willpower. Tell me what grad school will teach you that?

Now, it should be noted that I was inappropriately accused of misogyny by cutting some of the nova Females, and EvoLaura herself, said I was an "unpleasant person" during one of my patented clusterfuck Pickup Call to Arms "organizational exercises." But I ask you, do you all know what it means to organize 40 disorganized ruffians on a 10AM Sat morning? Madcap is forced to be unpleasant. Finally, a shout out has to go to player whose anonymity shall remain secret with this quote: "Hey Cap, don't cut Laura, we want to see her fine ass playing in the backfield, so let her be. . ." Perhaps the person will reveal himself.