Pro Bowl

The Stankoniforous One knows the Pro Bowl is still weeks away but S-dot can't help but salivating at the potential lineups for this game. If S.O had a vote as a distinguished member of the media in Pro Bowl voting, here are S.O's lineups.

I will start with the WFL, aka the AFC, because of the relative strength of the records of the teams. Deciding QB would be the first difficulty. After careful deliberation, S.O would give the Candles man the starting nod. There are more mobile QBs, the No-Namers and the Briscoe QBs come readily to mind, but S.O wants the QB to stand tall and have the height and weight to see over the men in the trenches and toss the strike.

The strength of the WFL would be the O-line. Here you can rotate bodies in because there are some earthmovers out there such as the entire No-Namers O-line, Ty, Del, and the bulldozer masquerading as a human that the Hawks have. If S.O had to choose, the Stankoniforous One would take the bulldozer, Del, and Gene.

The WRs, here is where S.O is excited. There's WB, Alge, Nique, Kahari, and the Hawks RB who can double as a WR, to choose from. As you can only have four, S.O would take Nique (outside WR), Alge (slot), Kahari (outside), and the Hawks RB/WR. WB, S-dot knows you feel snubbed, but he has "special" work for you. At the beginning of the season, S.O salivated at the thought of WB and the Candles all everything WR, who has since departed, on opposite sides of the formation, but that dream has been deferred and was derailed by injury.

Returning punts would have to be WB, who may have made Novaffl history with the first punt returned for a TD. WB, it's good to see you back out there. Rumors had floated around that you were faking your injury. S.O would also like to congratulate the Timmaay on his return to action. S.O also wishes Madcap aka the Architect of Mischief a speedy recovery.

For the EFL, from here on the NFC, the QB has to be Tommy the Gun. The O-line would have to have Redrum anchoring things down, in addition to the black wearing Maddawg. S.O also saw a prospect from the Field Generals, he was in an Eagles jersey.

The EFL WRs would be Jorge, Felipe, SF, and the Maddawgs or the Upper Deckers TE. Unconventionally the one returning punts would be Redrum who has shown some considerable ability at the task. Actually, I want Redrum focused on the line, so S-dot O would have Nardo return punts.

That was just the offense. S.O will have to scout defenses to make his pick of the very best. Remember this is just the Stankoniforous One’s opinion and is subject to change based on the play on the field from week to week. If you want to change S-dot’s mind, then play better or worse for that matter.

The Stankoniforous One also invites the other writers to blog their own Pro Bowl picks.