Evan, "Im late because of a Booty Call" Hittin that Fat Ass all Night

Well, as promised one of the privileges to playing on the Maddawgs squad is to skip the three month rule and to get your profile written quite rapidly. Such is the case for Mr. Evan Polley.Evan Polley has had a marked career, since November 2006 of blocking and altering many a quarterbacks throws. As the tallest player in Nova, except for possibly Andy Bennett's friend, he truly does serve as an intimidating force.

Interestingly enough, opposing lineman initially found some success joking with Evan, in a feigned sense of intimidation during the early weeks of preseason. The Black mastiff quickly cautioned the Black Great Dane at such tricks of tomfoolery and the Dane began to cement his presence as a dominating lineman, unleashing his anger no matter who the victim. On a humorous note, The great Dane once called the Mastiff, claiming that he just finished a booty call and was going to be late to a preseason scrimmage.

Immediately thoughts of "cut" rang in the Mastiffs brain, but he ignored the Fax paw, and waited for the Dane's return. After an initial scolding, and some bribery regarding the Mastiff's excellent cover letter skills and resume building techniques he bribed the Dane's loyalty ever after. ladies and Gentleman the Nero Dane of Nova, Mr. Polley. ***Update*** Last Week, Evan was again punished, for not calling or notifying management of his inability to make week two. He was benched in 1st quarter against the Cutters, but this was quickly changed as the Maddawg Art showed lack of prowess on the line. Art is a receiver, not a lineman, but alas now we know. Go gettem Polley, and pay no heed to the Ner'De Wells who try and make you laugh.