Grover Cleveland (Groverb's) PainStaking Decision

Many of your are aware of the deceptive speed amidst some of the larger players of the league. One of which is the maddawg "Grover Cleveland." Constantly Grover tells the maddawgs, "hey, I think I'm the fastest on the team" let me return some punts. Perhaps he had the speed back in his Heydey screwin around at William and Mary football, well, Grover rowing a boat with a lesbian Coxswain does much better for speed I tell you.

Allright, maybe he has a point about his speed, Im still waiting for a league test with Del versus Grover, in a Big Black man Speed duel. I mean think about it neither of you guys thought these dudes had motors. I've seen Del scamper for mad yardage, so i assume Grover can as well. We either incorporate his ass into the offense or we are killing ourselves slowly with as SanFran coins it "vanilla football."

Originally I offered some of the maddawgs to the merks as the cutey Dr. Anne Gonzo reported (See Below article) and i still stand by my charitable contribution. Recently, however, Yangster thought differently and decided to keep them. I did this for the good of the league, but as some of you know I had some selfish motives in mind. At first I wasn't totally happy Grover and Andy bennet were the first volunteers to leave the squad.

However, as I began to think about weaving me into the offense, the less players the better. I think Im one of the best in the league at 32 years old. Only Strawman can play as many positions as the Madcap, and some of them i do better. In fact my Qb skills are starting to catch up to him. I overrecruited on the Maddawgs, but because I cannot make "cuts" anymore I had to attempt the "implicit cut" a very deadly move.

But as we all know, because Im a Mastiff with a big heart, I thought about the good for the league as well, (in addition to these innate feelings that neither Andy bennet or Grover ever blocked worth a shit when we needed them on the line--I could be wrong what do I know) the truth is both of these players would seriously help the Merks out. Both are offensive threats to the core. I'm serious, Bennet and Grover kick ass with hands and receptions. But in the end, my chaotic ways were curtailed, we will now see what happens in lieu of my Saturday absence this week. They as of now are still valuable Maddawgs. They should not feel disrespected, as my chaotic nature lends itself to such activity now and then.