You dont like Evan, you just like his DOGGYSTYLE!

Evan, what the hell is going on in this picture? What are you up to my man? Is this preytell, why you were late for practice this December? Did you think we would not catch your hijinks, did you think the fellow Mastiff-Bloodhound breed would not sniff out this chicanery? Im not into forensics, but tell me that poor girl is not showing skin...please I beg of you. (lolsonthefloorlolling)

So, as I peered through my network looking for football recruits to fill the positions of the depleted canines, I noticed something odd and interesting, regarding a Kickball league near the mall. Apparently, there is a Craig's List Post, about "hitting skins" while your playing kickball. See here. Back in the day during our villainous diatribes, one particular member, B.Hidd wrote a C-List post, commenting on a girl who wanted to play 4-square and the interesting events that were to happen thereafter. Recall, that email?

Yang, please post the 4-square email on the forum for the world to see, because apparently this kickball league likes to "hit skins" (as seen in this picture). If you would, circa August 06. Also, let it be known, that apparently, the reason why the stalwart Evan Polley is sometimes tardy for the Maddawgs, is because he is literally "smacking that ass," as seen in the picture above. Now, Evan let us know what this crew is all about and whether the Nova's should act like robberbees and steal the hotties to begin the Nova coed football side of the house.

For your edification, robberbees steal larvae --as voracious carnivores from other hard working insects, as well as steal nectar--without pollinating. I certainly don't consider us robberbees, but it is the parasitic nature and the Borg like assimilation that keeps parts of Nova flourishing. I will find you Nova personnel, and I will make light of your situations. As for Evan, even though he is an ally, I had to air the cause for his tardiness in the past. Thanks bro--keep up the good work and I sincerely think Nova is stronger now. It occurred to me, how come Lucian is not part of PlayNakid kickball, you put everything together and his sense of fair play and you think he'd be doing that.