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Monday, February 5, 2007

Reshuffling the QB's

After this past week, some re-rankings are in order. Pilot Ron is clearly near the top, if not at the top. He was gunnin like it was the Arena League. S.O thinks that Jason has made a serious push to be the starter for the WFL in the Pro Bowl. His performance was sensational. The Stankoniforous One would put Ron and Jason as #1 and #2 or #1a and #1b, whatever.

Next the Upper Deckers man showed his rifle last week. S-dot is not sure if it was his arm or the Candles D. That's a toss up. After that I would go with the Field Generals' man, he's the poor man's Jason. He has the mobility but his scrambles don't have the same knee-jerk reaction that Jason's invoke on opposing D.

The Hawks' QB is clearly not 100% so his rank has to come down until the Stankoniforous One sees a physical examination report detailing he is not injured. Then otherwise he just played poorly in his first game.

The Candles' QB is two headed now. The Stankoniforous One is in love with Del's deep ball and his mobility. Big men are not supposed to be that agile. With Ron playin more and more WR he has to be demoted at QB.

Conquest also has a multi QB system. S-dot, in agreeing with Madcap, originally thought that the Twin should get the nod for the rest of the season but his limited rapport with his WRs may be his detriment. In light of those circumstances, S.O is not sure who should be the man. Ali had some good throws in his first game, but managed to toss an interception along the way. At this point, the Stankoniforous One wonders if Tommy Gun, Ron, or Del have a DVD on throwing the deep ball.

The Ext's QB had a deer-in-the-headlights look during this week. His feet were moving so fast, S-dot thought he was tap dancing. To his credit, he threw a jump ball TD to his big WR.

S-dot cannot comment on the "new" Cutters' signal caller because the Stankoniforous One does not have enough game film on him, however he made some good throws in both games.

Lastly, the Merks' QB, Dan, is all heart; nonetheless, hearts do not make completions arms do. Dan hang in there.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I find it interesting that you can actually put a QB with only 4 WINS and a record 2 games below .500 as the number one in the league. Something doesn't make sense about that. Is that a typo?

Ron and Hawks man are definately 1/2, 2/1...