The first sign of the Apocalypse

S.O is now in a wait and see mode regarding hell freezing over. Mother Nature have you no mercy? S-dot was relyin on Novaffl like an addict for a football fix, and now S-dot can't even get that.

According to the forum, our hallowed grounds are iced over 3-4 inches thick. Personally, the Stankoniforous One thinks the football gods and Mother Nature gave Novaffl some pay back for 3 months of pre-season. The pros don't even go that long, but that's another blog article for another time.

Seeing as the Novaffl league will be on ice (no pun intended), now would be the time to venture into new sports, like Nova golf, hockey, or figure skating. The ice is there just lace 'em up, cause that's what Bryan Boitano would do.

S.O imagines many of the Novaffl league will be in various levels of drunkenness with no games scheduled for Saturday. Puttin the GM hat back on, S-dot would advise team captains to make these S.O.B's practice indoors in lieu of a game. With all this down time, what will teams do? S-dot has some thoughts on that subject.

The Stankoniforous One imagines the Cut up Crew and Hawks will have a team dinner for solidarity. For teams like....Conquest, it is time to make that trip up to Atlantic City or to go in for court-ordered community service. The Maddawgs aka Doggystyle will have VIP status in ICU. Fellas, just let S.O know which hospital to send the flowers...that were stolen from the cemetery. S.O imagines the FGs and Candles will cameo on either Family Feud or WWE. Coach D already wrote most of that episode. Lookin forward to it! There has to be a Royal Rumble match!

The Merks will be grateful that at least for one Saturday they went .500. That my friends is the second sign of the Apocalypse.