War of words

The Stankoniforous One has been monitoring the forum, and S.O has noticed that WB and SF have been sniping at each other the whole week. As best as S-dot O can determine, this stems from a preseason game where SF held WB to a single catch and vice versa. The Stankoniforous One would like to weigh in with an humble opinion.

WB, you are good but you aren't great. I saw you two weeks ago. You must have thought you were Young Joc because after your supposed TD you did his dance. WB, just play the game and the rest of the league will take notice. One more thing, when you heal up, tuck the ball away after the catch. No hard feelings ok?

SF, you forced a trade to leave a good team in the preseason. The Stankoniforous One would like to drug test SF. In the Stankoniforous One's opinion, you helped torpedo a good team.

Now if SF guarded WB he would need safety help. WB has the wheels to go by SF and with the two headed QB attack of Conquest the ball would get there. If WB guarded SF, WB is suspectible to the double move, but WB does have good closing speed when he's healthy. I'm not so sure about the safety help, but based on the base D of Conquest there would be a safety back there.

In S-dot O's final analysis, it's a draw. WB, SF, let it go or the Stankoniforous One himself will come out and lock down both you. The both of you will know what a lockdown really looks like. A S.O lockdown is when the QB will look at you in the huddle. Why is that? Because you don't get no passes. Why is that? Because the Stankoniforous One is on you so tight you become claustrophobic.

To the rest of ya'll, at the end of the day it's just a game.