Many people ask how Redrum got his name. A fitting example of this lineman's murderous play can best be described in the stifling hot mornings of July 2006. Perhaps it was August. In either case, one of Redrum's initial murderous tactics took place when he pushed Julian out of bounds with the strength of 4 Tasmanian devils hopped up on heroin. Julian, the French assassin who was actually alluded to by Dustin in a recent post, was body slammed by Rum for approximately 10 yards, thus calling into question Nova's "push out of bounds" rule.
Second play at scrimmage and Redrum had already brought the pain down. Madcap was quick to correct the young player, explaining the unwritten code of conduct about out of bounds pushing. Rum merely replied, "I barely touched him." This bore the example of Rum's immunity to feeling, sensitivity or other pleasantries. His actions have proven his devout loyalty to the league and Madcap predicts future leadership and decision-making powers may fall to the one with murderous hands, "redrum."
Most people know redrum, as possibly the best all-around lineman in the league, but what people don't know is his innate athleticism and ability to catch the ball. Regardless of these abilities he has dutifully played the lineman position for approximately 4 months, celebrating with the eccentric team unity- only found with the Cutters.
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