Now I know you all know about them Brooklyn Ballers, wannabee shot callers the Bronx original, Blond bombers, but how many of you know a real-life Pimpmasta?
Allright, let me take you back in time to circa June 2006, when Theo first arrived at James Polk elementary. Back then he was an out of shape sort, incapable of guarding someone for 5 yards. it is with fond memories, that Theo looked on me with an air of comfort as I first lined up against him as a WR.
Needless to say, the Black mastiff, went to go play "Fetch" and burned Theo for 80 yards. That day, the Mastiff told Theo, who at that time, his name was "carlasm." What a weird name to put on an evite, don't you think?" Little did I know, that there was a reason the name Carlasm rhymes with orgasm, hence the secret nickname, carlasm the orgasm.
Now, come October 2006, when the Conquest leader was starting to forge a team of his own, his game markedly improved. I'm not talking about simply better conditioning, but substantial changes in the way he played defense and caught balls. Theo personally planted the mastiff back a yard or two with the patented 5 yard bump rule, to slow him down and seriously made an impact on the bold Mastiff's game. Moreover, he began to catch virtually every ball thrown to him as a Tight End. Simply by showing some dedication and playing with Nova weekly, he has increased the strength of his overall game.
Now let it be known, that when most teams would have crumpled and fell, Theo along with the November arriving ATHAR S, created the lords of conquest in the midst of several losses. The team was buried with perils, in the beginning but through their dedication have proven themselves as a force in Nova.
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