Not much is known, about the elusive Brian, or "Lunchpail" as we like to call him. A pickup competitor for 1.5 years, he was an original recruit of Lucky Lucian. What is interesting about Lunchpail, is his well-rounded abilities in flag football. Seriously, I have yet to find a deficiency on this old man. Old you say? Yes, along with kahari, Madcap, himself and that old fucking Lineman you see playing every week, (the dude with gray sweats to match his gray hair) Lunchpail belongs to the over 30 club.
Some may say his fitness results from the Green Tea he drinks, or the Tofu he gobbles, but I say its the blood of his heart that keeps Nova alive. Who else, can play QB, WR,Corner,safety, and this week against the Merks, he apparently played lineman at an incredible 5'6'. Again, I ask you who else has assisted, the merks and the Candles in a ghost-cloaked villainous form? Yes, I look forward to Ty's and San Fran's analysis as to what a big mistake the candles made in letting their----secret weapon frolic to the winds like a banzai tree. They will pay the price inevitably as Brian and Dan the "pelosi lover" tran, Calculus guru extraordinaire, unleash a dual modicum of Asian Tsunamis all over the fields of Polo.So I ask you all plainly, who will secure Lunchbox? Will it be the desperate Upper Deckers? Will it be the "We're just a bunch of Misfit Merks" (ref: Rudolph Special) or will it be the cocky candles? Finally, will the increasingly bothersome and idiotic Lucas fool Lunchbox into playing with the scrubs of Nova for the next two months?
Don't try to ask him how he is doing, or if he had a good day, because he will glare at you with a haughty, incredulous countenance that begs the question why you personally deal with pleasantries (See RedRum persona). Moreover, you ask him his name, you will get a token "lunchpail" with a firm non-verbal warning of "don't dig deeper fag!"
Let the recruitment begin.
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