Hochuli here, back with the second, and possibly final installment of my BCS Rankings. Some interesting things revealed themselves this weekend. Let’s look at what the computer has to say.
Business as usual for the Cutters, although they looked extremely pedestrian in the first half against the Hawks they were able to tighten the screws and come out with the victory. Their defense remains the toughest in the league with an amazing 16 fewer touchdowns yielded than the next team (outside the Hawks). Consider this, take away the week when they played without Straw and this team has only given up 21 TDs all season, siiiiiiiiiiick.
Hawks remain in second place after the loss to the Cut-up crew. This team appears to be on cruise control down the stretch as they’ve lost 2 out of their last 5 games. They certainly benefited from not having to play any games last Sunday as the FGs and Merks couldn’t field full squads.
No-Namers get the nod over Conquest due to a new found ability to play defense. All of the sudden they are harder to score on than Brittany Spears before she turned into a raging slut. This team has the toughest road to the championship having to go through 3 of the top five teams on Saturday. Can someone tell me how in the name of Zeus's butthole are they gonna beat the Dawgs, Hawks and Cutters in the same day?
Conquest, much like the Field Generals, continue to beat all the teams they should and none of the teams they shouldn’t. The only difference b/t them and the FGs being that they are a better team. WB has been a ghost and the QB position is a total disaster. It’s still difficult to overlook the amount of shear athletic talent on this team second only to the Hawks.
Dawgs drop a spot to 5 in my rankings with what can only be stated as a monumentally disappointing performance against the Cutters last weekend. The addition of Big Ron has brought more bark but no bite. Hochuli is beginning to wonder if the Dawgs QB is overrated, he has targets but they continue to have trouble putting points on the board. They have the lowest scoring offense of all the championship contenders.
Generals lose FOUR games this weekend to the top four teams in the league once again proving they just can’t get the big win. They’ll face my #4 team in the first round of the playoffs and will need everything to go right to even have a chance in that one. This being said they have the best chance of any underdog to pull the upset, did I really just that, they finished 0-4 for christ's sake...
Deckers are 7, I don’t see this team having any chance in the playoffs. Without their leader Coach D they are a one man show and while Alex is a solid QB it will take 7 to beat the Hawks this week.
Cougars have an ice cube's chance in hell against the Cutters, no chance.
Merks, Extras = tragic
Hochuli’s Championship Odds
Cutters 8:5
Hawks 8:5
Conquest 5:1
No-Namers 6:1 (tough schedule plays against them)
Dawgs 15:1
FGs 30:1
Deckers 45:1
Cougars 300:1
4 comments:
Very insightful. A ghost? Wow! I guess set the bar too high. There are other weapons besides me on this team.
I'm gonna go on a limb and say No-Namers-Conquest for the title. Quote me.
WB
Great write up!
Hochuli: Jesus Christ, and you think I'm reckless? When I write, I'll have you know that stats and the truth come first.
S.O.: Well, I am going to finish my sentence, you F'ing Zebra. My review of your performance was right on.
Hochuli: Is that right?
S.O.: That is right, but I held something back. I see some real genius in your flyin, Maverick, but I can't say that in there. I was afraid that everyone in the tax trailer would see right through me, and I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.
The Stankoniforous One does not take well to his S-dotness being hijacked for dumb s**t.
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